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mikethehammer Profile Information

If this is 2010 why am I alive?
Age 69 From Victoria, British Columbia - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French, Spanish, Italian, German, Portuguese, Dutch, Chinese, Japanese, Arabic, Russian, Hebrew, Hindi, Tagalog, Urdu, Binary, Polish, Turkish
I Would Describe Myself As  
sem-retired~self contented` seeking a soul mate for the balance of my life~non smoker/drinker
and a total bore
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian, Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Branded
My Hair Is  
Grey
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
big boss
I Make This Much In A Year  
$100,000USD To $250,000USD/yr
I Live  
Alone, With Roomate(s), With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers, Shopping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
any young virgin with fur
I've Always Wanted To Try  
making out in an aircraft
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Conservative
My Goal In Life Is  
to win a lottery then give the money to the poor and disadvantaged
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
I Don't Like Movies
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Latin
When I Read, I Always Read  
Biography, History, Instructional, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
chasing dwarfs
mountain climbing
billy goat milking

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
a young hooker cheap!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Intimate
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