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Age 35 From North Vancouver, British Columbia - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am a tiny Lil' lady with a huge laugh, imagination and sense of humor. I love food, alcoholic beverages, animals, art and cooking. I'm a complete nerd and a huge fan of all things star wars, star trek, etc. Honesty is what I practice and value. The whole ideal of romance was kind of shattered for me after meeting a string of men who didn't value my fidelity, or my other qualities, including my ex-husband. I'm hoping that one day a gentleman van show me that chivalry isn't actually dead, that romance is possible, and enjoy being with me as much as I enjoy being with them. Just a reminder for you men looking at my profile, I am a lady and not looking for a one night stand. If you waste my time you'll have a tiny, angry European woman on your hands. I'm not tall and skinny. I'm not miss america, but I'm smart and funny. If you're lucky I may cook for you too, old greek family recipes.
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Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
4' 11 (1.5 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
European
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is  
Executive Administrator
I Make This Much In A Year  
Under $100,000USD/yr
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Comedic, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cooking, Dining, Exercising, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Games, Movies, Reading, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
I've Always Wanted To Try  
to not trip on air while walking. Go figure, the short lady has an issue with gravity.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is  
To birth a bunch of hooligans with the love of my life and watch as he stares in horror as they devour all the food I've made for our family get together with our senile aunt kitty talking about the handsome mailman at the "mail store". Its the little moments, ya know?
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Classical, Electronic, Jazz
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Fiction, History, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Anything with the right person.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Empathy, Humor, Oddities, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Committed
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